Posts by Mommie Dark

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Forgiving the Governing Body

by Derrick in

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as a baptized jehovah's witness, i have been tested over the years by those very ones who claim they are entrusted with my soul.

i'll digress a moment to state that one strong theory that has deeply troubled me over the years, centers around their transformation over a century into a caricaturistic representation of christendom.

(refer definition of caricature at http://www.dictionary.com/cgi-bin/dict.pl?term=caricature for clarification.).

Mommie Dark

Der...RICK, it sure is taking you a long time to admit that the old farts in Crooklyn are in fact filthy demonic criminals!

Geez you're finally letting it seep in after all this time!

And you're still as longwinded as ever aren't ya honey? But I'm glad you're finally letting some facts seep into that impenetrable skull of yours. I wondered if you would ever really get a clue. Nice to know even the diehards are now facing the facts. Congrats. And it's about time!

Wottsamotta, is Waterworld getting stagnant now that its waters have receded so far? Well, enjoy playing in Simon's wading pool but remember... NO PEEING IN THE POOL pal.

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What Do You Do?

by hillary_step in

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i link to this board a couple of times a day, sometimes in the early hours and there is always a flurry of activity, often from an enclave of veterans.

i wonder, are you all in prison?

i understand the pc's are allowed in some facilities.. do you all work?

Mommie Dark

Mommie Dark is a domestic goddess. She sits in the center of her delicate web, sensitive to every vibration of every strand, and she knows and manipulates everything that goes on in her domain via those vibes. It's a wildly chaotic web but astonishing in its intricacy and terrifying wonder.

Although she is now too crippled to move fast enough to paralyze and larderize every intruder, she still garners the loyalty of a legion of faithful offspring (including a vast horde of adopted Darklings) to fulfill her every intention. They are overseen by her loyal mate (who sweetly supports, feeds, comforts, massages, and titillates her whenever he is not busy providing for, chivvying and marshalling all those Darklings).

It's tough job but she does it with aplomb.

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SEMINAR ON BIBLICAL GREEK Taught by Dr. Firpo Carr

by VM44 in

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while surfing the net, i came upon this annoucement.. a seminar on biblical greek to be taught by dr. firpo carr!!!.

who wants to sign up?.

< http://www.stirinc.org/seminar.htm.

Mommie Dark

When reading Jason BeDuhn's fulsome praise of JW translations, be be aware that the Society DONATED the books for his class. Have you ever heard any teacher give anything but praise to publishers who give textbooks for a whole college class? Of course he said niceyface things that looked good when blurbed on what amounts to an advert... mutual backscratching is part of the whole incestuous academic bullshit experience.

In this as in all things, CAVEAT EMPTOR and remember, if you keep your mind open enough, your ability to reason will fall out on the pavement to mingle with the gum & dogshit.

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Mommie D and others beliefs on creation?

by cindy in

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from most of the topics and replies i have come to believe that most everyone here still believes in god and jesus and the bible.

recently on a thread i've been on i've discovered many do not.

i want to know what mommie dark and others believe on the subject of creation and jesus.

Mommie Dark

That's MRS. Mommie Dark TommyPoo. YOu really DON'T pay attention to the details at all, do you?

And no, I really don't like you at all. I tnink you are the worst sort of opportunist, evidenced by your seeking to prey on the depressed and the confused in your trolling for Godbait.

My granny taught me to step on pissants before they stink up the yard. Just tryin to keep the tradition alive...

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Why I will NEVER become a Jehovahs Witness

by kevin221 in

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because they are insane.

mabey not all of them, but the one's i've been exposed to so far have some serious mental problems.

and for the record i'm not talking about their religious beliefs, i'm basing my opinion on direct actions taken by the ones that i have had personal experience with.. thought some of you might be interested in the things that have been going on with me and jon's family.

Mommie Dark

Kevin, say the word and I can bring that caravan of great big hairy dudes to take care of your rotten idiot visitors. I believe that just the sight of some of these guys would send them into shiverin fitz...

Honey, if I can do anything for you just holler.

Hey Feralwoman can't you do some hoodoo to make these cretins lose a nut or something?

Stay strong babe, we are on your side!
Love
Mommie

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Mommie D and others beliefs on creation?

by cindy in

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from most of the topics and replies i have come to believe that most everyone here still believes in god and jesus and the bible.

recently on a thread i've been on i've discovered many do not.

i want to know what mommie dark and others believe on the subject of creation and jesus.

Mommie Dark

Cindy. Dear ignorant girl. Still wanting others to hand you a nice package you can slot into the hole that would be left if you abandoned your superstitious underpinnings! This intellectual/emotional laziness is bred right into Christians. (huge sigh)Faith as a substitute for reason and common sense. ICK.

It is NOT my job to do the work for you. I have no 'mission' to convince you that your superstitious twaddle is in fact twaddle. I have no intention of engaging in the mental masturbation that you frightened Christers invatiably start to practice when your sandy foundation is shaken.

I merely suggest that you start by finding out WHEN the 'Gospels' were written and realize that NONE of those writers were really eyewitnesses to Jesus' life. Then do some research and find out how many earlier religions had a virgin birth, crucified 'savior' and most of the other motifs attributed to Jesus. Start with Gilgamesh...

Then make a visit to one of the many fine 'origins' newsgroups for a crash course in scientific inquiry.

If you prefer to remain secure in the ignorance of blind faith, then ENJOY! It does take hard work to find an ethical baseline based on decency and common sense rather than the fearmongering guilt that controls Bibliolatrists. If you prefer that relatively brainless high control, then stick with ignorance and its inherent smugness.

Just don't expect others, who have done the tough work, to hand you a nice new salvation package to fit into the empty space where a spine should be.

Take a look at old TommyPoo...he's the poster boy for the worst Christer mindset. If you prefer living in that miasma of supernatural crap with guys like him, who am I to disabuse you of your jones for punishment?

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Favorite Activity Since Leaving The Borg

by tyydyy in

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just about everyone i have talked to has started doing some different activities since leaving the borg.

just out of curiousity what would be your favorite activity?.

mine is flag football.

Mommie Dark

Loves, honey, aren't kids a pleasure when you take the guilt and fear factors out of parenting?

Your kids sound like wonderful people, I know you're poppin' proud of them! Enjoy your family times, that's the basis of real life.

I screwed up bad with my older kids, raising them the cult way, but Little Dark has never had an ounce of fear instilled in him and he's doing great.

I love hearing everyone's affirmations of their lives post-Tower...even the silly tongue-in-cheek ones. There's real encouragement in knowing that y'all are pursuing what you want rather than what some tightassed guiltmonger says you should!

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Favorite Activity Since Leaving The Borg

by tyydyy in

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just about everyone i have talked to has started doing some different activities since leaving the borg.

just out of curiousity what would be your favorite activity?.

mine is flag football.

Mommie Dark

It's ALL good after leaving the Borg...heck even takin a poop is better without thinkin Gawd is watchin.

I love watching raunchy comedy and having sex with my boy genius hubby (sometimes at the same time) and I enjoy smoking herb when I can.

Seriously, the most enjoyment I have is in watching my youngest son do simple things I was forbidden, like playing an instrument in school band, being elected to Student Council (way to go Little D!) and raising money for his school's special projects. My favorite activity is watching him blossom without any cult fear or guilt. What a rush!

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How Does One Find Another Religion

by pettygrudger in

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this is probably a strange question, but how do you "pick" something else to study?

i'm having a hard time just picking up the bible & reading it - but i'm terrified of picking up any "study material" from other organized religions to help.

which bible do i use?

Mommie Dark

Cindy do you think only religionists have the ability to be charitable, to love, to be productive citizens? This is going to come as a major shock to all the atheists like me who take in stray homeless kids, who feed anyone who comes asking whether they can afford it or not, who raise money for their schools and community projects and the local battered women's shelter, and who volunteer their time and energy to help people suffering from the aftereffects of their religious upbringing.

You make the typical Christer assumption that without God we have no moral compass and no ability to behave decently. This is insulting in the extreme, and is one of the reasons I hold Christians in general in abject contempt.

The arrogance of your ignorance is appalling, Cindy. Yes I am irate at Christerbabblers. Religion is the cause of most war in the world. Most of the needless suffering on the planet could be eliminated if people were't forever busy trying to force others to follow their imaginary skydaddy's mandates. And you all inevitably tell us how superior you are to everyone else because you follow Jayzez. PUKE! That fake humility while proclaiming how much better you are goes over like a lead balloon with thinking people.

As i said before, anything useful in the Bible can be found in all 'sacred books' (but almost no religous people actually follow what's written there). I keep several Bibles as reference books and when my son is old enough to distinguish fantasy from reality he can use them as such. He will also be permitted to read the Satanist Bible when he's ready, and any other religious material he might want to study. But I protect him from it for now, just like I protect him from pornography and gratuitous violence.

When you defend your Biblegod you sound just like an abused child defending the Daddy that alternately kisses and kicks her. It's really sort of pitiful to hear. I realize you are afraid to even think about a life without the structure and safety of a prepackaged morality, but trust me, yours is not the only way and it most definitely is NOT the best way to live. It's just way easier than learning to think for yourself and finding genuine ethics by which to live sanely.

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NYT Forum Comments

by messenger in

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below are a few comments picked off the nyt forum.

i have yet to see any defense of the wt position.. the jehovah's witnesses have always appeared so pathetic that i never really took them seriously.

my mistake of course, after all, people used to laugh at adoph hitler, but he sure paid them back for their insolence!

Mommie Dark

Belbab, you have to be a member of AOL to access their message boards. IMO it isn't worth the money or hassle to use AOL.I suppose if you're very zealous you could use one of their 'free hours' cds to get a taste of their little censored closed society, but ick. Just thinking about those nasty forced downloads of 'art' and 'updates' at my expense gives me the willies.